It's True! It's True!The world has come to it's end. I know the fear that must be racing through your heads right now... what will I wear for this approaching apocalypse? How will I introduce myself in the afterlife (heaven, hell, ORRR some sort of samsara-cle surprise)? Will they call me fatty boy Conrad (as oh so many do)? I know I have been thinking about each of these things... no! Not thinking, but slaving over. Absolutely ravaging my mind over all that is good and holy. All that is pure yet non-sensical. All that is fortright and free.
But why, you may ask, is our beautiful, H1N1 infested world ending, on this, the eve of a new fall (or the eve plus one day plus one day)? To be honest, I haven't the faintest clue. Nor do I why the world had even begun in the first place. All I know is that it is what it is what it likes what it do oh the stanky leg. Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg....
That's what I truly hope to do when the end comes. I wish to show up in my samsara-cle surprise, doing the stanky leg, because I am simply that urban. As Bill Gates quoted:I thought digital technology would eventually reverse urbanization, and so far that hasn't happened. But people always overestimate how much will change in the next three years, and they underestimate how much will change over the next 10 years.
Basically, all he is saying is...
I'M A RICH MUTHA FU*KER, EAT MY POOOOOOH!
... or something as equally elegant and rich sounding.
Hey... here's a question... can you tell I haven't written a blog in two weeks? Huh... HUH?
Tangents. That's what I feel like we are at right now. This post is just the ramblings of a famewhore, hoping to make a difference in the world of Rap Music. I'm just real, yo... tryin to make muhself a Kareer in thiz shiz, ya'll hurr me?
Slap me, please. I'm an embarassment....
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