Turns out I don't want to have a heart attack at the age of 18. Turns out colon cancer isn't all that appealing to me. Which I'm pretty sure would occur from eating this "Hamdog", which includes:
One hoagie roll
One hot dog wrapped in: a half-pound of beef patty then deep-fried and topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg.
Mmmmm, you have to love Southern Georgian delicacies. Perhaps it's just me, or the fact that throughout my childhood I was taught that "gluttony is a sin", but meat wrapped in meat, deep fried, then wrapped with more meat and a meat sauce, topped with something that is produced in the ovary of an animal, for some reason just seems like its going a little overboard. Once could almost say "gluttonous". I mean, look at how much more pleasant a vegetarian meal looks:
It's so much brighter. And cheerier. And magical. So much more magical. Plus you will live longer. SO much longer... we're talking Bilbo Baggins long. And plus Famous Vegetarians are super famous:
Boy George (Isn't he in jail? Is it easy being vegetarian in jail?)
Joaquin Phoenix (although he did grow a Charles Manson beard and decide to go into rap)
Nelly (Wait... which one was Nelly? Was he Kelly Rowland's boo?)
Pamela Anderson (Cause we all know she's a classy lady)
Tommy Lee (Hey look whose on top of him (on a boat...what?)! Fuuuunnnnnny. And look what vegetarianism has given him. A giant... sense of what is right and wrong?)
(Wait wasn't Nelly the one with the bandaid? I never understood that)
As you can see, only the Celebrities with grace and civilitude are Vegetarians. That's the only reason their famous. So I think it's a good first step.
Although that Hamdog does look appealing...
Check out this blog about Groovy Wholegrains.
It's true, what's groovier than whole grains?
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